Monday, November 12, 2007
Super Ta-Da moment
Beckett hasn't really wanting anything to do with signing. That and for the first three four months of his life we had to hold him at a 40 degree angle for an hour after feeding to minimize the volume of spit up escaping. That makes it hard to use your hands for anything to sign. Anyhow. He's starting to pick it up. He goes to school to pick up brother in the morning and all the ladies wave to him. He doesn't like going to anyone else but Mama and so when they wave he gets his nervous face and signs mama and waves back. It's also on the cheek wave. He's also got the milk sign too and is using it for any food right now. But my favorite one he does is the one we do for "good boy" he'll sign boy and smile and kick when he does something he likes. Whether we've told him good job or not. I think it's cute. He's not a big babbler and just kind of coo's with his mouth closed. It takes a trained professional to detect a upset grunt from a happy grunt from an "help my big fat leg is stuck" grunt. The latter one happens most often but actually is being encroached upon by the "I can't get my foot over so I can stand up" grunt. Very tricky and subtle the difference but still a difference.
Okay so I guess this is video day at the Kemper cave. Brenner and Beckett do just about everything together barring the naps. Brenner says he's just too big for that. But the two of them thought it fun to do snacks together this evening. Brenner was teaching on the proper technique of Sun Flower Seeds. Then Beckett tried his hardest to keep up.
The little boy is in love with tasting things and has now found that other things make good places to blow raspberries on besides the mama. He is also fascinated with the marks that his teeth make on things. We now have those cute two bottom teeth and the top middle and one on the left should pop tomorrow.
My 8's
1. My sleep
2. My babies checks (all my boys) ;0 ;)
3. Catalina Salad Dressing
4. Juan
5. Friends/ER - Yeah Ya-Ya's
6. Having pretty paper to touch if not scrapbook
7. Having good friends
8. But really it's all about the giggle.
8 things I want to do before I die:
1. Go to Italy and see everything
2. Have a hard time trying to find something to buy with my extra cash of $5 million dollars before tax time every year.
3. Have Sean Connary say my name (it's okay. He's on my list. It's laminated)
4. Become a Sign Language Interpreter
5. Open a salon in my garage apartment
6. Have a personal assistant, chef, maid, driver
7. Live over seas
8. Win at a huge BINGO game where I'm the youngest person in the room by like 50 years.
8 things I say often:
1. "Whatareyoudoin?!" all one word while looking down
2. "Go open the garage/car and load up."
3. "Go get Christian it's time for school."
4. "Both cheeks on the chair."
5. "Tick-a tick-a tick-a tock. Beckett is our poo poo clock"
6. "Do you hear your brother crying? Could you help him please?" Usually a hand sticking a binkie in his mouth w/o looking at him saying "Beckett, you're okay."
7. "Are you kidding me? No. Don't do that. Seriously no."
8. "Go to bed." Times three and then "Go to bed and spank yourself on the way back up. Thank you Good night!"
8 books I've recently read:
1. First off. Are you kidding me? This is funny. Ya-ya are you laughing & peeing yet? Book I've read?
2. Yu-Gi-O's how to play
3. My little Fire Engine
4. Parent's magazine
5. Paper Crafts
6. Homework folders & all 10 sheets of homework everyday
7. Brenner's daily journal entries
8. Do Captions on the TV count?
What I could listen to over and over:
1. I love the oldies
2. Phantom of the Opera soundtrack ( got to go backstage in NYC in an ON BROADWAY show)
3. Podcasts from the man's genre of tri somethings. I can't spell phedipidation anyhow and bret is still cool. (it's what I usually hear)
4. My copy of Monster Ballads from Steve. Love ya "more than words can say"
5.Choo Choo Soul
6. I make up my own songs all day long with the boys. I think it's great. Brenner's starting to realize they're not real songs. I guess that's why you stay in school huh?
7. Les Mis
8. Country swing dancing music. I think of college days and my dad.
8 things that attract me to my best friends:
Okay so this isn't for all but some friends have seriously random starts that merit a plug.
1. Leah - I was moving and didn't have time to be her friend & her vast movie supply
2. Jen Hunsaker - Her white lawn chair for the dinner table
3. Jen Kelley Betty - Coloring during a Military class & being more fun than me
4. Ashley - Her chest is false advertisement for my nursing baby
5. Leah - she solves my problems before I knew I had a problem. That's love and dedication
6. Trisch - Too many to name but you've sewn yourself into my heart with all you are. Even that great bread.
7. Mom - From the first time I saw you I was in love. *Cheesy cute huh?* P.S. Thanks for all you've taught me. I know it wasn't easy but it was worth it. I use that potty training thing all the time. Thanks.
8. Sherrie - I loved counting her dreds & her extra toes.
8 things I've learned this past year:
1. Bed rest is only cool if you have cable.
2. Miraculous babies happen
3. Blankets and towels clean up far more spit up
4. It's possible to love two boys and still want to love them more
5. I can do it all. Not well but it all. To do it all you can't do it well.
6. Hawaii isn't all that bad.
7. The tenants get grumpy when not in bed by their schedule.
8. I'll love my husband more each day and grow more and more crazy about him too
8 People I think should do the Crazy 8's:
I've already tagged people so this is just for you to know me. *wicked evil sinister laugh* mmewah ha ha ha ha.
Sunday, November 4, 2007
Freeze Tag
Here's how you play: Once you have been tagged, you have to make a post with seven weird/random facts or habits about yourself. At the end choose seven people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. Don't forget to leave the person you've tagged a comment ("You've been tagged!") and tell them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1 - I love sour cream on bologna. Shut up it's good. I don't care that everyone is silently or not so silently gagging right now. I don't care. I love it. And I have converted at least 5 people over to it. Try it if you dare. I love condiments. I have my favorites. And yes everything in the world would be made better by slapping or dipping into one of these. In order of love, not usefulness they are: Kraft Catalina salad dressing, Ketchup, Sour Cream.
2 - I have always called men's boxers panties. It works every time to get the teenagers to pull up their pants when the boxers are showing. You simply say, "Your panties are showing." They in turn get very upset and declare vehemently that they do not wear panties WHILE pulling up their pants. Thus solving the seeing your underwear problem. I love doing it. In fact I love saying the word panties. It's very fun. oooh. Hence the blog title. Oh it all comes full circle. How nice.
3 - I'm a half breed. Mom's full Spanish and my Dad is White. And I mean white. As in no pigment at all. My cousins are half white and half black and still look white. I gained the ability to tan and have pigmentation from my mother's side. Props to mom. The ability to have my skin be translucent when not in contact with light comes from Dad.
4 - I call & refer to my husband as Kemper. It's just easier. And that's really his name. Oh and Brenner is little Kemper. I wonder what I'll do when Beckett's walking and wandering around? Last Kemper? Mini Kemper? Send in your suggestions now so I can try them out. Who knows maybe he'll be Beckett.
5- I became a funny girl out of sheer fear. In H.S. the football players thought it funny to stop random Sophomores and "ask" them for their money. One time I was stopped. I'm 5 feet tall. 100 lbs. He's 6 something and easily 250 lbs. Oh and he shaves. (Remember how that was a big deal back then. Yeah he was a shaver.) I creaked out a "Please don't eat me." And they laughed and let me through. The rest of the year the Seniors would see me and yell out, "Say something funny girl!" But I'm still not considered funny at all in my family. They're all way funnier. They think it's funny people think I'm funny.
6- I love TV. I acknowledge that my life is crazy enough and enjoy that in 30/60 minutes a group/family can find a problem and solve it. I know my life isn't like that and to tell you the truth. I'd love it to be. That and the background music. Man I'd love to really have background music for my life. I guess this blog is that for me. This DVR thing is the best thing ever.
7 - I'm afraid of the ball. Yeah. That's about all I want to say about it. Wait. Remember those No Fear shirts they had back in 93/94 ish? I saw a kid at school have one that said Fear Gear and it stated clearly that he was afraid of the ball. I need that shirt. I'm just afraid. They hurt hard.
7 people I tag and why I chose to tag them...
2 - Leah Grammer (Ya-Ya) - Uhm Hello! She married the sexiest Yeti in the world. Why not have her as a best friend? And she tells you your husband's hot. Oh and choose her to do this too.
3 - Ashley Zapien - You're so funny and I think you have a lot to say now with that FLASHY ring, coin purse, and "bag"! Hello! Oh and my son thinks you're "false advertisement".
4 - Brian - He's even more interesting than me. We'll see what quirkiness he'll allow the world to know. Knowing him it'll be in another language or 4 mixed together.
5 - Jen Kelley Betty - Who wouldn't want to hear from a girl with three names. You should see her smokin' hot husband ... Mr. Betty. Yeah he's cowboy hot enough to pull of Betty. Welcome home Josh. And Good luck shootin' tex.
6 - Lucy Heath - I only lived up the hill from you for a few months but it was long enough for me to want to be you. Now reading your blog I'm even more intimidated. She's so awesome. Babies, soldier, building her own house, blogging, scrapping, and she's nice to everyone too. She'll be one of the first ones that knows of the 2nd coming. Please let me know when it starts, k? Thanks
7- Sarah
Okay so I think everyone here will be good sports. And play along. BTW. This is my favorite way to play tag. Kissing Tag. Find your sweethearts and play today.



